Who are you?
I am a sturdy Scotswoman adjusting to life in the West Country after five years of South London lunacy. I live with the boy and a lot of spiders in the only ugly flat in Bath.
Didn't you used to be my teacher?
Quite possibly, if you took Art or Textiles recently. I miss you all very much. I recently left the teaching profession, but it's nothing personal.
How do you do those crazy embroidery techniques?
I'll be putting up tutorials soon, and possibly embroidery patterns too, if you'd like 'em. In the meantime, why not swing by some other great crafty websites? O wondrous internets!
Do you do artwork to commission?
Yep, although my crazy working/sleeping/houmous-eating schedule restricts how many projects I can take on at a time. I'm particularly up for custom embroidery and any interesting collaboration ideas at the moment. Because mine is a lonely life.
Are you the crazy bint who writes the back page of MacUser magazine sometimes?
Yes. You may also have been trapped on an aeroplane with one of my diverting Holland Herald articles lately, or have witnessed my frankly mindblowing work on PaperCraft inspirations.
I am your employer, should I be concerned?
No sir! The opinions expressed on this website are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of employers past, present or future. Rock on!